Remember when I told you that my family was cooler than yours? Well here is the proof:
Every time we go sailing we divide up the nights between each couple and plan some sort of activity or evening entertainment. There are typically costumes, music, lots of drinks and even more stares from neighboring boats wondering just what the heck is going on. (Yes, you really did just see a grown man covered in face paint and chanting something about a Barracuda.)
Things kicked off this year with an intense night of games inspired by the t.v. show Minute to Win it. We were given team masks and competed in a series of seemingly simple tasks that ended up being ridiculously difficult. For instance, ever tried to stack a bunch of dice using only your teeth? How about sucking up an M&M through a straw, transporting it a few feet (still maintaining suction through that straw) and balancing it on a spatula that your partner is holding between their teeth? Not difficult enough? Try knocking a bunch of ping pong balls out of a bowl using the air from a deflating balloon. Random. Fun and incredibly challenging. Somehow I didn’t take a single photo of the actual games but our team masks were pretty sweet.
Our second night of fun happened to fall on the 4th of July. Every 4th of July needs fireworks right? But what to do when you’re in a different country (who obviously doesn’t celebrate an American holiday) and fireworks on a boat would just be out right dumb? Well if you’re us you pack an insane amount of glow sticks, some hair nets, medical tape and decorate yourself. Add in some music, a dingy and a pitch black anchorage and you get BVI fireworks.
Check out our “fireworks” show:
See what I mean about my family being pretty awesome? But the fun isn’t over just yet. On our specific day we decided to bump the competition up another level and hosted the first (what we hope will be annual) Dread Pirate Harper’s Trio of Terror. The games started by teaming up with a partner and creating a flag, chant and body paint costume. The creativity of this group is unreal and here is what we ended up with:
Slethasauraus
The Pony-up Bitches
The Scallywagging Reef Sharks
The Cudas
The games went a little something like this:
Round One-Partner Relay
Drink a “pink panty dropper” through a straw on the beach
Run to your team flag and spin around it 10 times
Stand up paddle to the boat
Tag your partner and perform your team chant
Partner takes a shot
Partner paddles float to the beach
Spin around team flag 5 times
Run flag to finish line
All of that looked something like this..
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Tired yet? Well that was just Round One of the Trio of Terror. This is Dread Pirate Harper we are talking about and he doesn’t go easy on anyone…not even family.
Round Two-Diving for Treasure
Collect as many of your teams “treasure” as you can in 2 minutes (these were scattered gems all around the boat)
Round Three-Flop or Dive
Since the competition was so tight we decided the final round would be a sudden death. Without consulting your partner you had to decide whether you were going to belly flop (two points) or dive (one point) off the back of the boat. Unfortunately I didn’t get any photos of this action but lets just say we were all a little sore.
In the end there could only be one team of champions crowned….
Here if my competitor partner Seth soaking in our victory…that’s right Sethasaurus came out as victors!!!
And all that body paint…yeah we found out the hard way that it wasn’t as “washable” as advertised.
For the final night of fun we all dressed up as pirates and performed pirate dances for one another. As usual the costumes were epic (we seriously take more costume luggage than actual luggage) and the dancing was pretty authentic to how I would image a pirate would get down…pirates dance to Kanye West right?
Like I said, this family is like no other and I am so blessed to have married into such a wonderful, fun loving and awesome crew. Thanks everyone for such an incredible trip